|—||Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?" (via chnsevans)|
One hears it a lot on airplanes: ‘Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.’
Fuck this baby
this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE
THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.
"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come