May 2013
101 posts
ambitioncutsusdown:
thesixtysevenchevyimpala:
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
theodore-bruisevelt:
i’m still waiting for the day i get on tumblr and everyone is freaking out because mcr is back together
ouatmagicispower:
Me: CANCEL ALL APPOINTMENTS, LOCK THE DOORS, MAKE SURE NO ONE ENTERS THE HOUSE, DON’T LET ANYONE TOUCH ME, BRACE YOURSELF!!!!
Mum: omg why? Are you ok? What’s happening?
Me: THE DOCTOR WHO SEASON FINALE IS TODAY.
and no, I’m not ok.
unfollower:
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
cockringtoss:
are we sure oxygen is real… has anyone actually seen it
warmachine-69:
trillow:
you eat one guy and suddenly you’re that guy that ate that guy
is this about hannibal or blowjobs
thetoptextposts:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
m0rphlne:
h0llo:
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
harder than a pornstars dick
i am swimming in the amount of tears
letslikemakememories:
watchtheskytonight:
satan-official:
thearchangeltrickster:
bandannarama:
iamtonysexual:
biptch:
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD...
whorville:
Happy has five letters Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence
kawaiipeculier:
everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
ladymalchav:
nissanissas:
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
bullied:
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
malijuanastyles:
malijuanastyles:
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
radioactivenipples:
some girls in the locker room were discussing how one in ten people are supposed to be LGB etc and ones like “omg then there must be a lesbian here then” and like 5 people looked at me
