ambitioncutsusdown: thesixtysevenchevyimpala: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH probably either eurovision or doctor who
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
theodore-bruisevelt: i’m still waiting for the day i get on tumblr and everyone is freaking out because mcr is back together
ouatmagicispower: Me: CANCEL ALL APPOINTMENTS, LOCK THE DOORS, MAKE SURE NO ONE ENTERS THE HOUSE, DON’T LET ANYONE TOUCH ME, BRACE YOURSELF!!!! Mum: omg why? Are you ok? What’s happening? Me: THE DOCTOR WHO SEASON FINALE IS TODAY. and no, I’m not ok.
unfollower: i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
cockringtoss: are we sure oxygen is real… has anyone actually seen it
warmachine-69: trillow: you eat one guy and suddenly you’re that guy that ate that guy is this about hannibal or blowjobs
thetoptextposts: isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms like damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
m0rphlne: h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick harder than a pornstars dick i am swimming in the amount of tears
letslikemakememories: watchtheskytonight: satan-official: thearchangeltrickster: bandannarama: iamtonysexual: biptch: don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation hip rotation booty sensation ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ *snaps fingers in a pentagram formation* *says a Latin incantation* waits for lucifer with anticipation your waiting is over my friends ALL HAIL THE LORD...
whorville: Happy has five letters Pizza has five letters This is no coincidence
kawaiipeculier: everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
ladymalchav: nissanissas: when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
bullied: 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
malijuanastyles: malijuanastyles: I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. and the vegan wins
radioactivenipples: some girls in the locker room were discussing how one in ten people are supposed to be LGB etc and ones like “omg then there must be a lesbian here then” and like 5 people looked at me